I not-so secretly wish this would happen to me, in all honesty i would buy the mudkip and the techno viking dance mix. I also would have stuck around to see if that man really could have charged a lazer at me. I had a little trouble at first trying to decide what an internet salesman would wear and I suppose he would wear a top hat and a dark grey trenchcoat. seems appropriate. It is also entirely possible that he would wander door to door adorning the skins of non-compliant homeowners.